November 21, 2009
∞
Texas Accidentally Bans Straight Marriage

kshaed:

fuckyeahsodomites:

wearealwayslost:

The geniuses who wrote Texas’ gay marriage ban may have accidentally banned all marriage in the state, according to one Houston lawyer. Subsection B of the ban, a constitutional amendment ratified in 2005, states, “This state…may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.” The intent was to prevent even civil unions for gay couples—but it doesn’t actually specify the “gay” part…

They deserved it. XD

  1. hopesandscars reblogged this from sgtstretch
  2. loverwife reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites
  3. mallorymc reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites
  4. givemecolor reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites
  5. dildos-in-jeems-big-fat-butt reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites
  6. danielnieto reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites
  7. drencrome reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites
  8. nocturnalrequiem reblogged this from kshaed
  9. 24shots reblogged this from tburaku
  10. tburaku reblogged this from feathers
  11. albo reblogged this from noneun
  12. noneun reblogged this from coqbaroque and added:
    Questa cosa è STUPENDA. Per la troppa foga hanno vietato anche i matrimoni etero. Eppoi s’incazzano quando gli si dice...
  13. sneakingglances reblogged this from poisonedkiss and added:
    sigh…just another great thing we’ve accomplished here..
  14. wtfjade reblogged this from haus-of-ricky and added:
    Oh. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  15. iamtheproblem reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites
  16. coqbaroque reblogged this from kshaed
  17. poisonedkiss reblogged this from haus-of-ricky and added:
    There ya go. That’s what you get..
  18. kshaed reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites and added:
    They deserved it. XD
  19. growupandblowaway- reblogged this from negativereel
  20. catiefsm reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites and added:
    ARE OH FREAKING EFF ELL
  21. negativereel reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites
  22. haus-of-ricky reblogged this from fuckyeahsodomites and added:
    buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
  23. bearslair reblogged this from dustinjohnbromley
  24. icecreamritual reblogged this from withquest
  25. thermodynamicmiracle reblogged this from hammerito
  26. marilyncuberle reblogged this from withquest
  27. flygirlaviation reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    This is def the best thing I read today! LMAO
  28. chthonic reblogged this from mellorstrummer
  29. electrikaytee reblogged this from witchcakes and added:
    This is the best news in ever. NO LEGAL MARRIAGE FOR ANYONE IS FINE BY ME. Now I’m never moving out of Texas :3
  30. keikofiddle reblogged this from jwisser and added:
    I love you, Texas….but seriously?
  31. annuska reblogged this from iwasarecord and added:
    …this is just too bloody funny. too funny.
  32. vrelevant reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    GOODBYE OPPOSITE MARRIAGE.
  33. theuglyone reblogged this from hammerito
  34. peterr reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    I never thought I’d say it but … good job Texas!
  35. itslindsey reblogged this from mmikee
  36. lamebot reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Good, now they’ll see how it feels.
  37. witchcakes reblogged this from iwasarecord and added:
    LOL, MY STATE. Oh my god.
  38. sgtstretch reblogged this from jwisser and added:
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  39. iheartholytaxaccountant reblogged this from thecurveoftheearth
  40. iwasarecord reblogged this from lifesamarathon and added:
    omg ahhahahah i am almost embarrassed to admit that i am kind of entertaining the thought of going to college there. but...
  41. lifesamarathon reblogged this from mellorstrummer
  42. mellorstrummer reblogged this from -snowyinclines and added:
    Karma is a bitch. bahahaha
  43. jwisser reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Self-pwnage is the most delicious kind.
  44. briancolligan reblogged this from vanityandpride
  45. vanityandpride reblogged this from hammerito
  46. laculbute reblogged this from and added:
    mike-:thecurveoftheearth:wearealwayslost:...The geniuses who wrote Texas’ gay marriage ban...
  47. bayarditobarrios reblogged this from jambiguous
  48. atencion reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Who knew texas was so fair about marriage
  49. absolutequinox reblogged this from jambiguous
  50. withquest reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Best thing ever.
  51. zombieslutfromhell reblogged this from
  52. meisterjager reblogged this from mmikee and added:
    thecurveoftheearth:wearealwayslost: The geniuses who wrote Texas’ gay marriage...may have...
  53. feverdreamerr reblogged this from michaslike
  54. dealisgoinbacktocali reblogged this from hammerito
  55. michaslike reblogged this from and added:
    Oh, my god. Yes.
  56. jambiguous reblogged this from dammitniki
  57. shelbatron reblogged this from hammerito
  58. kthooper reblogged this from hammerito
  59. dammitniki reblogged this from hammerito
  60. scottseaman reblogged this from mmikee and added:
    Oh wow… hahahaha
  61. ckburch reblogged this from shadesofgold and added:
    ivannathan:hammerito:wearealwayslost:...The geniuses who wrote Texas’ gay marriage ban may...
  62. carlosisawesome reblogged this from thecurveoftheearth and added:
    ahahaha woooow how stupid, well i mean this is where we got our last president and we all know how much he fucked up its...
  63. rockplusbird reblogged this from sfbound and added:
    HAHAHAHA Serves them right!
  64. mmikee reblogged this from thecurveoftheearth
  65. sfbound reblogged this from hammerito
  66. shadesofgold reblogged this from hammerito
  67. -snowyinclines reblogged this from hammerito

Coq Baroque